EVERYTHING IS FINE!!
I AM SOOOO.GOOD.
On a completely different note, have you read Stuart Little? The movie is pretty popular, but the book was written in the 1970s and is by E.B. White. He also wrote Charlotte's Web which made me weep in the second to last chapter when I read it for the first time last week. I'd only ever seen the movie. I didn't cry in the movie, so that leaves me wondering how many truly gratifying reading experiences will be stolen by the need to compress a story in a consumable two hour piece.
Anyway, in the book Stuart Little, E.B. White tells us that Stuart was simply born looking like a mouse.
As in he wasn't adopted or anything.
Like, Mrs. Little gave birth to a two inch mouse?
Quesiton 1: Is it me, or is that just the creepiest thing you've ever heard of?
Question 2: How did something creepy get past an editor?