Tuesday
Jul282009
The Waiting Game or 38 Weeks and Counting
Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at 08:38AM - OK. I'm packed. Everything is done. According to all the baby books, even the baby is done growing. SO. Any. Day. Now.
- I e-mailed Adam and Britt wanting to know if they had a good time at BlogHer and I asked them, "How was blogger?" I need to have this baby very quickly because I want to be intelligent again. How do stupid people live like this?
- And the last bullet is saved for... the next person that asks me, "Have you had the baby, yet?" I will tell you when I have the baby. Quit pressuring me. ;)
Reader Comments (66)
Hahahaha, you made me laugh loudly with the "How do stupid people live like this?" line.
where's all the rad preggie pictures
Please do not wait so long that you have to call an ambulance. If you do have to call an ambulance, okay, but do not even THINK about giving birth in the back of that cramped space. It's germ filled too undoubtedly, so there's more incentive to lock at the knee.
I've already had 3 OB/GYWhiners today. Apparently everyone is giving birth today. But there's no pressure... like peer pressure.
I need to go get another roll of duct tape.
This is the REALLY sucky part, eh!? Can't wait for it to be over for ya'... no doubt the heat is AWFUL!!!! I'd ask if you're ready for the sleepless nights, but fortunately you are probably reacquainted with the concept at 38 wks.... Best of luck MOMMY!
Come on, baby! Come out to plaaaay!!! (That was said kinda like that creepy movie but it doesn't translate here. Eh.)
Hope things get moving soon!
xo
so, have you had the baby yet?
now?
now?
how about now?
Stupid people don't know they're stupid, so you're still one step ahead of them...there's that. ;-)
When do we get the requisite belly shot, preferably with your daughter kissing the baby?
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought I was stupid during pregnancy. Damn progesterone poisoning is what it is.
Come on boy... it's time to go! Your mother needs her mind back.
Have you had the... idea for your Avitaween costume yet?
(I swear, that's the best I could do.)
can you wait until thursday? Zia and i want to go have a cigar tomorrow night :)
As organized as you are, I am surprised that we don't have an appointment scheduled for the baby to come out!
I thought he wasn't scheduled until next week?
You need to have sex. That'll do it. Or an OB with big hands and a not-very-gentle-way of doing a pelvic exam - that's what did it for me the second time. I have no idea what got the first, third and fourth ones out except God's mercy and quirky sense of humor.
Hope you have good news soon. Do you have someone to put the announcement up here when it happens?
J.
LOL, we used to call it pregnancyheimers! It starts earlier with each pregnancy, I swear!
Good luck! Hopefully it will hold on long enough for Tariq's cigar...
@Hilly, Hee hee. I'm so obnoxious.
I love that SteF spells her name that way. (Me too, when people insist on PH-ing me.)
Faiqa, even at your least intelligent you are still more intelligent than 99.86% of the US population.
That's supposed to make you laugh.
Fingers crossed that you give birth by weekend's end!
@Crys, I'm not into preggo pictures. I know, I am a bad, bad person. :(
@NYCWD, Really? People call ambulances? You can do that? Last time, I went to the hospital they made me go home.... and then I had to turn around and go right back an hour later.
@SteF, Thanks!
@Sybil Law, I totally got it.
@Slyde, NICE. You might not be "the girl" after all.
@Tug, Yeah, I considered that, and it does make me feel better!
@SciFi Dad, Requisite? I don't know. I feel too fat to post pics of myself.
@Finn, Yeah! You tell him! Clearly he has not consideration for his poor mother. (Already practicing guilt tripping my son).
@Ren, :) You're definitely coming?! I am SO excited about that!!
@tariq, He's clearly YOUR son. :)
@Avitable, August 6th. But, N. was 3 days early, so I was hoping...
@HoosierGirl, Sex? I'm having a hard time blow drying my hair!! And I'm taking my laptop to the hospital.
@Becca, Haha — Tariq *has* completely been taking advantage of my altered mental state.
@Faiqa, Yup, my flight is booked! Now I just need to figure out a costume....
The baby will come when the baby will come, damnit!!
Here's to an easy labor and a fabulously adorable baby boy!
@SciFi Dad,
Incidentally, I have been responding to your e-mails, however I keep getting an "Unable to connect to server" that only happens when I try to e-mail YOU. Are you getting my responses? You can let me know via e-mail since I seem to have no problem getting yours.
And, yeah, sorry for using this public forum for private communication. :\
I'm pretty excited to see some baby pictures. And your hotness if I can make it in October.
Have you had the baby, yet?
*Ducking out of the way of whatever you just threw at me.*
Love you hon and I totally feel your pain. Hope he comes soon!
You know, after the baby is born, you only have about 6 weeks of hormone imbalance to blame any mistakes on.
@SciFi Dad, See... I just got your e-mail. I've tried replying with both my Native-Born address and the other one... both are not going through? Weird, huh?
@SciFi Dad, Actually, it's doing it with everyone today. I'm working on fixing it now. Sorry about that. :)
No, that's not true Britt. You get to claim Mommy Brain for the rest of your natural life! How great is that?!
BTW, you're going to have Adam and Britt totally blog it while it's happening, right? Because we're nosy like that.
You can borrow this solution.
Moron says: "When are you gonna have the baby"
You reply: "I already did. S/He's at home in a drawer."
Here's hoping for a short, easy labor and zero complications.
@Poppy, There are *multiple* "f" Stefanies? You mean I changed my name to Angie for nothing?
@Poppy, Hee hee, that *did* make me laugh.
@Robin, Thanks! I'm already trying to hurry him along, huh?
@Sarah, *IF*? What do you mean "IF you can make it"?!
@Coal Miner's Granddaughter, Since you have twins, I'm going to let you slide on that one. I assume I'm only half as irritated with this time than you were?
@Miss Britt, How about we keep that information from Tariq for as long as humanly possible?
@Kris, I think I'll ask Adam... clearly, a symptom of my Mommy Brain.
@Angie Jackson, OK. So, my understanding from your comment is that I am, in fact, NOT supposed to put my baby in a drawer after its born? Huh. Who knew... ;)
@Faiqa, As long as it's outta the dresser, a drawer can be a poor gal's Moses basket! I personally loved the laundry basket for my infant son, since it was so easy to "scoot" him from one room to the next. (Did I forget to mention I broke my ankle right after he was born?)
Ummm *tapping fingers* I'm waiting!! Where's that baby?
oh gawd... girl. I feel yah. You can't breathe. You can't eat. You gotta pee every five minutes except guess what? There's no pee. It's just the baby pushing on your bladder making you think it's full. Not to mention all your other organs. And lower back. Yeah, the last few weeks are hell.